We finally got the Soft Paws from Amazon. I waited two days for the kittens to be sufficiently asleep before attempting to get them on. Jack wasn’t too thrilled when he woke up when we were half way through with one paw. Sawyer could’ve cared less while we put them on; actually, Chris did Sawyer’s all by himself. 
And we’ve been scratch free over here ever since.

And eventually they’ll forgive us for the whole thing, right?