J: Babe, will you rub my back? For just one minute?


C: No. Why do you always ask when I’m in the middle of something?!


J: I ask when my back hurts.


C: Your back always hurts. My back hurts too, you know.


J: Awwww, it does? 


C: Stop! Don’t rub my back! I don’t want to feel guilty for not rubbing yours!